17. Preparing for King’s Arrival

Season 1 Episode 1 Winter is Coming
Location: Winterfell, The North, Westeros

[A great banquet is being prepared in Winterfell’s great hall.]

CATELYN: We need plenty of candles for Lord Tyrion’s chamber. I’m told he reads all night.

MAESTER LUWIN: I’m told he drinks all night.

CATELYN: How much could he possibly drink? A man of his … stature.

LUWIN: We’ve brought up eight barrels of ale from the cellar. Perhaps we’ll find out.

CATELYN: In any case, candles.

[Scene shifts to ROBB, THEON, and JON getting barbered.]

JON: Why’s your mother so dead set on us getting pretty for the King?

THEON: It’s for the Queen, I bet. I hear she’s a sleek bit of mink.

ROBB: I hear the Prince is a right royal prick.

THEON: Think of all those southern girls he gets to stab with his right royal prick.

ROBB: Go on, Tommy, shear him good. He’s never met a girl he likes better than his own hair.

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